Thu

04

Nov

2010

7 dicas de como perder seu conjuge em 10 dias.

1-Escolha no minimo tres apelidos pejorativos para seu conjuge. Exemplo: gorda!, preguiçoso!, burra!, vagabundo!, etc e utilize-os a vontade.

2-Ame e pense só em sí mesmo em primeiro, segundo e até terceiro lugar.

3-Decida tudo sozinho.

4-Esqueça o visual, deixe para lá. Perfume por exemplo é exagero.

5-Fale mal dele para os filhos, visinhos, parentes e amigos.

6-Fale palavrões a vontade.

7-Agrida fisicamente ele e mande embora todos os dias.

 

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